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Rat Lovers: The Perfect Stocking Stuffer
Posted by Fara Kearnes at 11:43 PM | Permalink
We live in interesting times. . . San Francisco rats will be spending Christmas in their new homes, instead of chillin' at the animal shelter.
Rat lovers, rat owners, rat support groups, rat rights groups and rat do-gooders -- this call is going out to you!
, Three huge crates of the little beasties were left abandoned on a porch on Haight Street and the rats were brought to the shelter, so there's plenty of 'em to go around.
If you want one of these lovable pets for your very own, you'll have to fill out the rat forms, answer rat questions and present an acceptable rat cage for inspection. The rat adoption form has 114 questions including your "hopes and expectations" for your rat.
Oh, and there's a fee of $10 bucks, which shelter employees hope will discourage any narly snake owners wanting to score some inexpensive vittles for their slitherins.
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Reason number 1,012 to avoid driving in Boulder
Posted by Fara Kearnes at 11:32 PM | Permalink
Getting caught speeding in the city and county of Boulder, Colorado, is about to get very expense, if the City Council's plan to increase traffic fines gets final approval.
If you're caught speeding 4 to 19 mph over the posted speed limit, you'll pay $500 (That FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS!) and if you are speeding at 20 mph or more over the posted speed limit, you'll be slapped with a $1,000 ticket.
THAT'S ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS for doing 50 in a 30 mph zone (which is the way Boulderites usually drive.) The current rates are $100 and $300. City administrators hope the new fines will make motorists slow done.
I'd advise everyone to avoid the People's Republic of Boulder at all times . . .
North Korea Boasts It's AIDS-Free
Posted by Fara Kearnes at 12:33 AM | Permalink
SEOUL – North Korea has expelled 27 foreigners it said tested positive for HIV and claimed the country remains "free of AIDS."
North Korea is "the only country on the earth that has no AIDS-related patients." the Koreans claimed.
Sure, and you can bet that if they found any who were, they were all shot, or were starved to death . . .
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December 19, 2004
What I Learned In School
Posted by BiggestStars at 7:24 PM | Permalink
A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick at a private school. They would apply the lipstick in the restroom. After they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of lip prints. The custodian would remove lip marks from the mirror each night. The girls would put them back the next day.
Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the girls restroom and met them there with the custodian. The principal explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night.
To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the custodian to show the girls how much effort was required. He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and used it to clean the mirror.
Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.
December 16, 2004
Don't Try THIS at home
Posted by BiggestStars at 6:44 PM | Permalink
Sometimes a "bullet-proof" vest isn't a bullet-proof vest.
In Idaho, a 30-year-old man (which should have known better) has been charged with involuntary manslaughter for fatally shooting his 20-year-old friend through a protective vest which they thought meant "bullet proof" but was actually designed to protect the wearer against grenade fragments.
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