Why didn't Victoria just THROW UP ON JONATHAN?
To recap Amazing Race's episode last night - the gang of racers hit an eatery in Budapest and the show's highlight was Victoria's retching at the vomitorium (er, restaurant) while eating 24 oz (or was it 32 oz?) of spicy soup. She filled up a bowl under the table, plus the floor, then splattered the musicians with her puke (they momentarily stopped playing). I normally don't find puking funny but when whiny-ass Freddie managed to MISS THE FLOOR and and refill his own soup bowl ("About 4 oz" he said) with his own puke, I cracked up. Then he has to eat his own - which made Kendra gag.
, Earlier, the herd had to race to a clue as a group and Freddie, who doesn't understand the physics of a heavy gate -- that if it goes up and if it has no safety latch or hydraulics -- it will come smashing down on your head. Serves him right for not watching, but he's a consistent dope -- he had a meltdown and looked for someone else to blame! Surprising moment: Jonathan stands up to the raging whiny-ass and tells him to chill. (But a "Slow Mo" replay of the gate incident, we think, shows Jonathan pulling the gate back down, but it's inconclusive.)
Bolo and Lori go from worstest to firstest by slamming down a goblet of pig's blood. Is that what passes for a bar in Budapest? Looked pretty S & M to me . . .
Cute couple Kris and John (the Heather Locklear lookalike and her gorgeous man) continue to race with grace, style, never an angry word between them, and they both look hot in Speedos.
Rebecca now gets cooties every time Adam (Hell Boy) gets near her but she was a trooper eating the soup -- she waited until she got outside to throw up graciously in the bushes. (Atta girl!)
Hayden and Aaron weren't as annoying this time . . .
Have you noticed that Victoria does all the hard tasks instead of Jonathan, yet he still yells at her? In the pool, all the male guys threw the ball and got it past the "professional" water polo goalie, except for the team of Victoria-Jonathan, of course -- that's right, it was up to Victoria TO SCORE THE GOAL. (Atta girl!)
Poor fatherly Gus and daughter Hera choose to paddle the raft across the Danube River (bad call) instead of doing the water polo task, which was odd since Gus has been flashing us the upper half monty for weeks now. NOW he keeps his shirt on? Still, the thought of him in a teeny-tiny pair of speedos - Ugh! And what is up with Hera's gorgeous blue eyes? I think she's very pretty (and I'm a chick). A little make-up and she's right there with Halle Berry.
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