Elvira Joins Alice Cooper on Air Until Halloween

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Horror movie connoisseurs will not want to miss the "Mistress of the Dark" Elvira who will be appearing as a regular on Alice Cooper's radio show "Nights with Alice Cooper" through the remainder of October, according to radioink.com. Elvira will provide reports and advice to listeners, all related to the Halloween season and her favorite subject - horror.

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Arab Guy Tries To Pass Himself Off as Brad Pitt

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A Jordanian man who has never heard of Brad Pitt knows who he is now. The guy, who was ignorant of the Hollywood actor's identity, used a photo of the world's top male celebrity and created a fake ID in order to attempt to steal money from an exchange in Dubai. This proves that if Brad ever wants to travel where he won't be recognized and bothered -- he should head over to the United Arab Emirates.

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Chad Michael Murray Misses Prom. Kenzie Goes Solo

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Kenzie Dalton, the high school senior and fiance of "One Tree Hill" actor Chad Michael Murray was told she couldn't bring the TV star to her senior prom. He was too old.

In Touch Weekly is reporting that John T. Hoggard High School in Wilmington, North Carolina, has a rule that nobody over the age of 20 is allowed to attend the high school prom, which means that 24-year-old Chad couldn't take Kenzie.

"Even though a person can request to attend via a written letter to the administration Chad was told he would not be allowed to go," the magazine cites an insider as saying.

Since he couldn't escort his 18-year-old bride-to-be on her special night, she went alone, but later, Chad made it up to her by throwing a huge after-prom party for her and her high school friends. And he gave her a new Mercedes-Benz as a graduation gift.

Somewhere, Sophia Bush must be laughing her ass off to be rid of this douchebag.

Charlie Sheen's Sordid Private Life Includes Transvestite

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Charlie Sheen likes drugs, porn, gambling, and calling the mother of his children a ho and leaving death threats on her answering machine.

Sure that's all good - but what he really really likes, other than really really expensive call girls, is drag queens dressed as cheerleaders.

According to one private investigator, the "Two and a Half Men" star has spent quality time with transvestite Kayla Coxx in Las Vegas, who told the New York Daily News: "I don't want to comment on that. But I will say, I'm so sick of buying cheerleader outfits it's not even funny."

Coxx was likely referring to Hollywood pimp Heidi Fleiss' claim that the bad boy actor liked it when her girls dressed up as cheerleaders. Too bad Charlie didn't stick to the kinky stuff so we could have a laugh about it, but apparently, other than a very public and sordid divorce from Denise Richards, Charlie also faces possible charges in a wrongful death suit being contemplated by a dead porn star's mother.

Rumor has it that Donna Jones, mother of the now-dead Penthouse pet Chloe Jones, is considering filing the suit against Charlie because she believes his influence on the unfortunate starlet may have led her to commit suicide, or worse.

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Suge Knight: $137 million in Debt. $11 Bucks in the Bank

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Dogged by $12 million in tax liens and other legal judgments, rap music mogul Marion "Suge" Knight claims he is down to just $11 in his checking account, according to a bankruptcy court filing.

Suge filed for Chapter 11 protection last month with the claim that his $4.4 million in assets is dwarfed by $137.4 million in debt. The Death Row records founder was hit with a $100 million judgment in a lawsuit brought by a woman who claims she was instrumental in the founding of Death Row company.

According to documents he filed, Suge has no monthly income and only $25,000 in bling and some clothing worth $1000.

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Tom Cruise Supporters Accused of Ballot Box Stuffing

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Results from a Tom Cruise "opinion poll" have been thrown out by Parade magazine after editors became suspicious of the overwhelming number of votes in the Cruiser's favor.

Parade's website recently asked online readers if they blamed Cruise or the media for his disastrous public relations last year. Cruise had a bad year of publicity what with his couch jumping delarations of love for Katie Holmes and his claims of expertise in psychiatry. According to the poll, a whopping 84 percent of votes blamed the media for the actor's bad press.

Parade publicist Alexis Collado told PageSix, "We at Parade found this a little bit fishy, so we did some investigating. We found out more than 14,000 (of the 18,000-plus votes) that came in were cast from only 10 computers!"

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Coming Soon: Scott Stapp & Kid Rock Sex Tape

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Here's something you'll want to miss: a sex tape starring Kid Rock and ass clown Creedman Scott Stapp getting pleasured by a bunch of ugly groupies is set to be unleashed soon.

It's bad enough Stapp was punk'd by teenagers when he was looking for young hot sex, and thought he was cool when he insulted Bono, and then got arrested hours after his wedding. Have Creed fans had enough of this fakie Christian singer yet?

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Tara Reid: "I am Not An Idiot"

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Hollywood party legend Tara Reid is back pleading with the media! She wants us all to know that she is not a party girl. She's a serious actress!

Tara is desperate to get rid of her party girl act, because she fears Hollywood studio execs aren't putting her in their major movies because of it. Apparently, the fact that no one wants to see Tara Reid in a movie is not something that occurs to her.

She says she just wants the media to give her a break and focus on the good things she does. "I work really hard. I don't just party. I work with charities and I'm a huge family girl. I'm with my family every Sunday. I just bought my parents a house on the beach, three houses from mine."

"I'm sensitive and I care what people write about me. I don't like that they make me look like an idiot. I'm not an idiot. I'm smart. I'm a lot smarter than people realise. I just want to act again. I'm more than they're letting me be. I need a chance. If I get that chance, people will see."

Ashlee Simpson Knows She's an Embarassment to Mankind

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Wannabe Pop star Ashlee Simpson is now saying she regrets hauling her drunken ass up on the counter at a McDonalds in Toronto and asking a fan to kiss her feet, but she adds that the video was all pieced together to make her look bad. Kind of like what happened at the SNL taping, Ash? And the Orange Bowl? Was that all bad editing too?

She says, "I was being a little, you know, silly and crazy that day. The guy in line behind me was like, 'Uh, you're gross' but he didn't know who I was until I turned around. Then he was like, 'Can I have my picture with you?'" and I was like, 'Dude, you called me gross!'"

Simpson says the embarrassing event has made her stronger and forced her to deal with public expectations again after her SNL lip-synching incident. She adds, "I feel it was a moment of growing up. Most people do that in college - mine has to be done in front of the world." Unfortunately, she offered no explanation for her crappy singing.

Pete Doherty is Going Bonkers in Prison

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Babyshambles singer Pete Doherty may be going crazy locked up in a London jail, so we don't know if he felt any relief at the news that one of the numerous drug charges against him has just been dropped.

His girlfriend, supermodel Kate Moss has apparently been successful so far in her effort to give up dope after her stay at a cushy drug treatment facility but Pete's rehab in jail is not going as smoothly.

According to fellow inmates, they believe the singer, now residing at Pentonville Prison in North London for heroin possession, is showing signs of mental illness. "My mate says he's doing things he shouldn't, silly things. He's gone soft in the head," his friend Pat Ward was quoted by The Sun newspaper as saying.

In one bit of bright news for the junkie rocker, a charge of driving under the influence of drugs was dropped because there was no evidence he was at the wheel of the car. The prosecutor admitted to the court that the keys found on Doherty at the scene didn't fit the car.