Celebrities Eat Just Like the Rest of Us

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File this one under the "So Stupid it's Funny": there's actually a website out there dedicated to posting photos of celebrities ... eating.

It's not even a well-designed site and that kind of adds to its charm. But it offers proof that small fry like MK and uber-skinnies like Mischa Barton do like to Shovel It In. Visit celebrities-eating.com and scroll through the candid pics. I thought the one of Avril Lavigne with the munchies is so "me." I mean, don't you HATE it when you can barely sit on a chair past midnight, your hair is dragging in cheese, and damn! -- look at the size of that SLICE!!

Cruise Proposes Katie Holmes Enter Into His Twilight Zone

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"Yes, I proposed to her. It was early this morning at the Eiffel Tower, so I haven’t slept at all. Today is a magnificent day for me, I’m engaged to a magnificent woman. I’ve never been to the Eiffel Tower. It’s Paris, it’s a beautiful city, it’s very romantic."

Page Six again smacked on the newly engaged pairing of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes this morning. They ran a blind item that clearly fingered the couple as a publicity stunt. The item read, "WHICH top leading man interviewed three different starlets for the job of girlfriend/future wife before picking his new beloved?" (Was one of them Scarlett Johansson?)

"Mark my words: They'll have a baby," said the PageSix source. "Maybe he or she will be conceived in a petri dish, but they'll procreate." The rumors around Hollywood are speculating that Kate Bosworth , was on the shopping list, but Orlando's Kate was not interested in Cruise.

Billie Jean Is Not My Lover ...

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Hilarious video! Want to know What Michael Jackson would look like if he were a cop and was 6'3" and weighed 250 pounds and took 3 minutes to pick out a flavor of Gatorade?

Yo! He'd still have the dance moves. Who's Bad? Beware of the video surveillance cam keeping a eye on that aisle of Fritos!

Another Day in the Life of Jessica Alba

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What a gig it must be to be Jessica Alba ever day! Attractive. Pumped up lips. A smokin' lurvacious bod. Just another rich hottie who is also a mega-klutz doing stuff like slammin' her head in a car door.

Pffft. That happens to me, like, every week. Celebrities! They're just like the rest of us ...

The "Sin City" dark angel says "I was in my boyfriend's car and I closed the door with my head still sticking out. I bashed myself in the head with a door."

Teenhollywood.com is reporting that Jess admits to being a walking disaster area: "It's not unnatural for me to feel nerdy. I do goofy things all the time. I trip, I knock things over."

Jessica finds there's a simple explanation for all this: "I am not a coordinated person. I just play coordinated people."

Mary-Kate Olsen Sets the Trend

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MK is dating a richy rich Greek boy now. Here they are taking a casual stroll down the streets of Paris. Wow. You just would never notice MK walking by, would you? ... She's completely anonymous disguised in oversized sunglasses and a large cowboy hat. Apparently, big rich guys are hot for 80-pound chicks who look like a ten-year-old. And I'm sweating just looking at that wool scarf and afghan shawl.

P.S. The photo on the left is the real one, sans cigarette. The smoking picture is fake, but it's the one circulating the internet. And why did someone bother to photoshop a cig into the picture? Isn't MK doing enough damage to her own image as a fashion mogul, with her own line of clothing, cosmetics, hair products and accessories?

Ewan McGregor Says Star Wars Fans are Wierd

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Scottish actor Ewan McGregor has some advice for obsessive Star Wars fans: Get a life.

The actor, who plays the young Obi-Wan Kenobi, is baffled by some of the fans of the sci-fi saga and their utter devotion to the fictional world. He has refrained from actually criticising the films, only saying that he found working on the 3 movies "uninspiring." He rightly points out that they are not actor’s films, but works that focus on special effects.

But of the Star Wars fans, McGregor finds them odd: "There's this huge following, which is weird. They have big meets and conventions, and I find it all a bit frightening. Once this guy met me at a stage door when I was doing a play in London. The guy yelled, 'Obi-Wan. Do you have any advice for a trainee Jedi?' I just said, 'No, don't be so ridiculous.' It's just so weird, it really is."

Horses, Not Hollywood, Matters at the Kentucky Derby

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Actress Tara Reid and former accused killer O.J. Simpson were among the elite who had trouble getting in and out of parties at the Kentucky Derby over the weekend.

Tara Reid was left red faced at a celebrity feast before the famous horse race when she reportedly misplaced her identification. Louisville police refused to let the star into the party on Friday night because they didn't know who she was and as she couldn't prove she was who she said she was.

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Posh to return to pop? Victoria Beckham to Sing Again

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The news out of London is that Victoria Beckham is considering either reforming the Spice Girls in July next year to mark the group's tenth anniversary, or even starting a new band of her own. Another resurgence of Power Girl?

Despite the fact that Posh Spice flopped badly as a solo singer, reports say she is desperate to give it a go. A source close to her manager said recently: "She wants to be famous for something other than being David Beckham's wife."

Posh, now 31, is now a mother of three, having just given birth to her third son Cruz (great name!) in February. Hubby David continues to be the highest paid soccer star in the known universe.

Want To Win a Date with Daisy Fuentes?

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Celebrity watchers and autograph hounds, shine up your credit card and log onto your eBay account. Here's another chance to bid on stuff that stars like Orlando Bloom, Ty Pennington and Daisy Fuentes have donated to raise money for a charity.

The National Center for Missing & Exploited Children is offering a celebrity-filled auction as a fundraiser. Celebrities from music, sports, TV and film have donated personal items, autographed stuff, dates, and guest appearances as a way to raise money for the center.

Among some of the items up for auction:

Daisy Fuentes will take you to lunch.

Orlando Bloom donated a signed mini-bike.

, "Entourage" star Adrien Grenier will make a personal phone call to you.

Serena Williams is giving a signed tennis racquet.

Ty Pennington of "Extreme Makeover: Home Edition" is giving an autographed hammer.

You can sit and visit with Jimmy Kimmel on the set of his show.

Bow Wow signed a pair of Air Jordan sneakers.

Bid on a pair of Heidi Klum's jeans.

Or bid on visits to the sets of "Will and Grace," "MADtv," "That ‘70s Show" and "Extreme Makeover: Home Edition."

This is just a sample. There will be a lot more stuff so check out the eBay auction online at www.eBay.com/missingkids starting Thursday, May 5, 2005, and ending on May 25th.

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Life Not So Simple for Nicole and Paris, and Kim and Lindsay ...

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Since her recent and very public spat and split with Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton is now claiming that Kimberly Stewart was originally her first choice for "The Simple Life" all along.

Hilton is telling people: "When the first installment happened, I wanted Kim. And she was like, 'I'm not doing a reality show.' Nicole was like, 'I'll do it.' I was like, 'All right.' So now it's going to be new and fun, and we're really excited."

But none of this seems to be, like, bothering Nicole who was not only the funny one on "The Simple Life," she was, according to insiders, also a huge support to Paris -- helping her with lines and stuff. Nicole even gave Paris a pet rate for Christmas named Tori Spelling. How will Kim ever be able to fill Nicole's shoes??

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