John Edwards in Deep DNA Doo-Doo
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Former Senator John Edwards ('member him? The hair guy?) was THISCLOSE to nabbing the VP slot on the Barack Obama ticket, it was literally his to have and to hold, until his political career imploded over BabyGate in August.
Edwards was rumored to have been having an affair for years but the press gave him a pass. But give it to the snopes at the National Enquirer to break the news that he had fathered a baby by his mistress. His career is in the toilet and now the Enquirer has a dirty diaper with DNA to smear this douche!
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