Miss Teen Caitlin Upton Helps Put Appalachian State On the Map
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By now, most of you saw the shocking YouTube video of Miss Teen South Carolina Caitlin Upton getting flummoxed while answering a simple question with absurd gibberish that makes Britney Spears look like a rocket scientist. Yet in a stunning, unprecedented, come-out-of-nowhere, against-all-odds development, Caitlin just announced she will be attending Hillbilly U - also known as Appalachian State University.
Now, none of us had ever even heard of the school - until their Division I-AA team whooped ass all over #5 Michigan in what may be the biggest upset in college football history. Now, they've recruited Caitlin too!
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