Search For Paris Hilton BFF "Not Going So Well"
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So where's the love for the wonky-eyed Paris Hilton? Geez, she puts out an offer than you all are invited to a casting call to get on her dumb show so you can look like retards trying to be like her best best slutty girlfriend and go shopping in Prague and shit, and instead of throngs of worshippers only 40 people show up?
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Socialite, sex tape star, and guru poser's follower, Paris Hilton is pursuing yet another publicity venture, this time in fashion. Over the weekend she was in Montreal to launch a new line of shoes even though the heiress has a terrifyingly large pair of feet -- size 11 (UK size 9) -- which she admits herself are clown feet.
The latest photos online show Paris Hilton and her current beau Benji Madden running away from the paps but the reason it's even newsworthy is that she trips over
Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie are back to their feuding ways. Nicole is pissed off that Paris has set her sights on Joel's brother and Nicole’s future brother-in-law, Benji Madden. It sounds like Paris is dating Benji just to annoy the hell out of the happy new mom.
Paris Hilton is like so pissed that we think of her as a party girl and not as a good deed do'er - which is her opinion of herself. The socialite - who just posed topless for the February issue of 944 magazine - says she wants to be taken seriously: "It makes me angry because people don't know the real me. Yes, I do get paid to go to parties. But when you see me at a party, I'm always working or promoting something."
Paris Hilton is working on a new untitled reality show that is expected to be ordered by either MTV or VH1, Us Weekly reports. "The show is going to be about her searching for a new best friend," a source said. "Paris is tired of the haters and she's looking for someone new."
Paris Hilton’s movie career isn’t exactly going to plan. First, her new movie ‘The Hottie and the Nottie’ was a box office flop, now she’s been banned from the Oscars.
Paris Hilton's brother Barron Hilton got busted for DUI and having fake ID on him after he accidentally ran over a gas station worker. What? No license to drive? 
