Britney Spears Inspired By Battlefield Earth look
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In the year 2008, the world is no match for the Psychlos, a greedy, manipulative race of aliens string of multiple personalities living inside Britney Spears's head which are on a quest for Ultimate Attention. When Psychlo Britney isn't running over paparazzi media whore slaves with her car, she terrorizes children at an elementary school.
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Britney Spears has broken up with her week-long boyfriend, paparazzi snake Adnan Ghalib. I know. I'm. Shocked. Too. After a week of sleeping with the enemy, frolicking in the nude in clothing stores and getting in drag races with the snappers, Britney told friends she thinks the creep is just dating her for money so she took out a "restraining order" against him.
Britney Spears has not lost out on a movie role, the director of Memoirs of a Medicated Child’ has revealed.
Kevin Federline says he’s desperate to be the perfect father to his two young sons to offset the erratic behavior of their mom Britney Spears.
Britney Spears pulled a no-show at her child custody hearing yesterday and as a result the judge has decided the pop tart will have to go a month without seeing her kids. Way to think things through there, Britney. Well, give her some credit, she DID show up at the courthouse - four hours late.
Just back from Mexico and with nothing clean to wear, Britney Spears put on her old wedding dress to go out shopping to buy a new Mercedes for her already-married, leacherous paparazzi boyfriend Adnan Ghalib. Or maybe the Mercedes was for her since hers was towed last week. Anyhoo, reports are that she wants to to take the fast train to get hitched to the British Pakistani Muslim in a Scientology ceremony. Geez, you can't even MAKE this stuff up.
Family and friends of pop wreck Britney Spears have a new fear: that her latest one true love and one night stander, paparazzo Adnan Ghalib - yeah, that guy who was being paid to stalk her 24/7 - is going to “leak” provocative pictures of Brit to news outlets. A source said, “Photos are already on the market, and although they’re tame, who’s to say what the next round will hold."
