Kristen Bell adopted a dog right after Hurricane Katrina and now she can’t get rid of it.
It seems the dog planned to live more than Kristen had expected.
“I adopted this dog from Katrina when she was 12 ’cause I work with a shelter and they had a bunch of dogs and I said, ‘I’ll take the oldest one, I can care for her’,” said Bell.
“Cut to four years later, I’m actually thinking she may be a real-life vampire and never die. She’s almost totally blind and deaf. When she’s in the house, you can hear her pooping from the other room, it’s like bowling balls dropping.
“She’s semi-crippled in the house and she breathes like Darth Vader.”
