Lady GaGa, well known for her onstage shows, was forced to behave herself during her performance at last night’s Royal Variety Performance.
Both her suicidal routine and its fake blood were vetoed.
Also, she received a whole list of instructions about meeting the Royal Family.
“I wanted to do the suicide scene I did at the MTV Awards but I was told it wouldn’t be appropriate,” GaGa said. “And not only has that been vetoed, but I have had to tone down my act generally.
“But all of that doesn’t matter because I’m a massive fan of the Queen — I was so excited and have even been practicing my curtsy.”


