Aging whore Madonna has turned her evil eye on fresh young Brazilian stud, Jesus Pinto da Luz. That's old news but it's being reported this week that Madge, at 51, is 14 years older than Jesus's mum. And Jesus is still only 22, so the whole sordid affair gives new meaning to "Madonna and Child."
But Cristiane Regina da Silva (who is likely 46 not 36) is unhappy and angry that her son has not only stopped calling home, he's run off with the old skank to New York and has taken up studying Kaballah.
Madonna met Jesus, one of three models hired to appear with her on a photo shoot for W magazine while she was in Brazil on her "Sticky and Sweet" tour last December.
His gorgeous blue eyes and hot body - and that his name is Jesus - is all Madge needs to stay in the gossip rags after her break up with A-Roids. It certainly isn't her music that keeps her in the headlines these days.
Meanwhile, Mama Christiana is playing along and saying that she believes the evil one has kidnapped her son and is controlling him, even to the point where Madge's bodyguards took away Jesus' cellphone.
Bleh. It's all just a scantilious stunt anyway.
"It's a classic Madge publicity stunt but suits both parties well,” a source told the New Daily News quoted a source, as saying. "Despite her advancing years, she looks like she's still got what it takes to pull a 22-year-old. And Jesus is getting a boost of publicity as well. Everyone's a winner."
So don't worry, mama. Jesus will get famous and his modeling career will take off, and Vadge will dump him in two weeks anyway.
