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Jessica Simpson To Play Offensive Tackle for Cowboys

Posted by Fara Kearnes on January 27, 2009 4:46 PM |

jessica simpson in mom jeansJessica Simpson weighs 300 pounds! Well, maybe not that much but she's eating her way huge, like Anna Nicole Smith huge. If she keeps packing on the pounds at this rate, she'll be big enough to play lineman for Tony Romo's Dallas Cowboys.

The wannabe country singer appeared on stage in Florida at the 99.9 Kiss Country 24th Annual Chili Cook Off over the weekend, looking well - see for yourself. She should never have stuffed that ass in those nasty high-waisty mom jeans.

That's a terrible choice for an outfit if you've put on 20 pounds. Or, maybe not. She was performing at a Chili Cook-Off. How desperate is this chick to be a country music star again?

The internet is abuzz by Jessica's full figure appearance and are wondering .. has she been eating the same diet as Tony to make him feel good, or is she eating because sister Ashlee just had a baby and this is sympathy weight gain?

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