It didn't take long for sordid details of life with Madonna to emerge after it was announced days ago that Guy Ritchie has finally grown a pair and is getting a divorce from the Material Girl. It sounds like Madonna is willing to pay him millions of dollars just to be done with it - and to keep him from telling the world about her weird lifestyle.
So what's next? Madonna says she loves England (so much so she adopted a fake British accent) and vows to stay but she's also spending more time in Manhattan to be closer to A-Rod. Would the midwestern girl next adopt a fake Brooklyn accent? Albeit, temporarily? Remember, Vadge, New Yorkers pronounce "Long Island" as "Lung Guylin."
Meanwhile, the couple is slinging mud on each other, with Guy winning the latest round: he claims that Vadge is spying on him.
The movie director says the missus is watching his every move and proves his point by saying she knew about a private dinner he had with his family to discuss details of the couple’s divorce.
A source told Britain’s The Sun newspaper: “Any hopes Guy had of their divorce being private and dignified are out the window. She’s a control freak and there’s so much at stake. When Guy found out she knew about the dinner he lost the plot. He said: ‘How can you set fire to our whole world? Why go to such lengths to destroy me?’”
This couldn't possibly get uglier than the Paul McCartney - Heather Mills divorce...could it?


