Pretty boy Orlando Bloom showed zero chemistry with co-star Keira Knightley in the Pirates series so they've decided to inflict their special Brit brand of acting pain on the rest of the world in a silly remake of the John Travolta 1970s classic, 'Saturday Night Fever."
Only instead of Brooklyn, the movie will be set in - wait for it - England! On the mean streets of Hoddesdon in Hertfordshire. Oh this just keeps getting better. Disco inferno in Hoddesdon!
So will 'The Fever Returns' have the disc dance floor or the Italian-Americans or the Bee Gees music or Yvonne Elliman singing 'If I can't have you?" or the white suit or bell bottoms or the paint can or the ... why again are they doing a remake?
A modern movie with Orlando and Keira is a sad attempt to re-captured the zeitgeist of the New York disco subculture of the 1970s.
Who actually thought this was a good idea for a movie?
