Pity Poor Diddy. He says he will ditch flights on his private jet due to high gas prices. According to the mega-wealthy music mogul, he claims he's been paying in excess of $200,000 (£110,000) every month just to do the Mile High club between New York and Los Angeles.
On a recent Diddy blog, he whines: "I've been flying back and forth to LA pursuing my acting career. If I fly back and forth twice a month, that's like $250,000 round trip.''
Diddy shot camera phone video of hisself in an airline terminal before boarding a flight. "I'm back on American Airlines now . . . and I'm in coach!"
Oooo, such SACRIFICE!
The hip-hop star and entrepreneur urges "whoever the next president is we need to bring gas prices down,'' and he appeals to "all my Saudi Arabian brothers and sisters and all my brothers and sisters from countries that have oil if y'all could please send me some oil for my jet.''
So his 'fans' are working hard to make ends meet and this celebrity thinks he's pinched because he can't drag his ass and his entourage of ass-kissers with him on a private plane so announces he's lowering himself to take a commerical airline flight.
Why to go, What's-your-name. You're a bigger douche than we thought.