Nick Hogan is a mess behind bars and finding out that prison is not for widdle kids like himself. Audio of the 17-year-old's conversations with mama Linda and daddy Hulk are on the internet and in them Nick is blubbering and complaining about stuff like how he can't take 8 more months of sitting in a cell that is "like half the size of my bathroom".
Nick, the son of pro wrestler turned reality star Hulk Hogan, is "doing really bad," a friend told the New York Post. "He's struggling to even form a sentence. They have him in a cell by himself, isolated from the general population, because of threats. He didn't understand how awful jail really is until now."
The famous offspring also blamed his lawyer and told his mother that if he had known [jail] was going to be like this, he would've risked trial and five years of hard time to stay out of it.
Nick is reportedly in isolation because he is the only minor in the prison. He will turn 18 in the next couple of months, which means he could possibly be moved into gen pop.
All of this is probably of very little consolation to the Graziano family, who claim that Hogan has done very little for their son or family since the crash.
Nick was sentenced to eight months in a Pinellas County jail after a drunk driving/drag racing accident that left his best friend, John Graziano, in a permanent coma.