So where's the love for the wonky-eyed Paris Hilton? Geez, she puts out an offer than you all are invited to a casting call to get on her dumb show so you can look like retards trying to be like her best best slutty girlfriend and go shopping in Prague and shit, and instead of throngs of worshippers only 40 people show up?
OK! Magazine reports how few bothered to turn out at the New York City casting call:
The scene outside Nikki Midtown earlier this week didn't exactly resemble the thousands of hopefuls you'd see lined up for a shot of 'American Idol' or 'So You Think You Can Dance'. Actually, it didn't even resemble a half-price latte sale at your local Starbucks. “There were less than 40 people there," one audition insider tells OK!.
Organizers of the call were expecting a, uh, slightly larger turnout. A source said of the wannabes: "There were girls wearing matching pastel prom dresses with Swarovski crystal pendants and updos, ghetto-fabulous girls - and two goth-inspired girls with bleach blonde hair, pale makeup, eyelash extensions and leather clothing.”
And how many of those were paid to be there?


