Fugly untalented Rumer Willis did a modeling spread recently but she needs to have the camera pull back a lot further (How about Cleveland?) in order to make herself look in the least bit sexy and alluring.
The Hollywood offspring of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore has neither her mother's beauty or her father's megastar appeal to pull off a career in singing, acting or modeling.
Anyhoo, it sounds like the 19-year-old is hoping to be a singer. And she wants to cut an album. ('Cuz as you know, you don't actually have to have singing talent to record an album. See Paris Hilton.)
According to Planet Gossip, the poor celebuspawn failed to impress when she jumped on the stage at Teddy's in Hollywood last week with the band to perform Missy Elliott's The Rain.
The club goers ignored her. One party goer said: "It wasn't that she was that off-tune or horrible, but she just wasn't that good and the crowd was not feeling it."
Actually, the only reason Rumer was allowed in the club or even on-stage is because Danny Masterson (Hyde from "That 70s Show") hosts there on Thursdays, and stepdad Ashton Kutcher (Kelso from "That 70s Show") is good friends with him.
The girl needs to rethink the star thing until she gets her act together. Go to college, Rumer. Nobody should think they are entitled to a Hollywood career just because of who their parents are.


