Jen, Brad & Ange: Can We Just All Get Along?
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So Jen and Brad fell out of love and and decide to split up and stay friends but then he meets Ange and they're like "Mr/Mrs Smith" and ooh baby she's wants his cute butt but Brad's like "whoa hold up I'm married" (for now - *wink wink*) but later hooks up with Ange anyway cuz after all it was Jen WHO. BROKE. UP. WITH. HIM. and the divorce was going on and all was cool but then Jen got upset cuz even though SHE. LEFT. HIM. he found a new gal so right quick and it's a gal who can like drink blood and throw knives and she's a UN ambassador and shit. Jealous and hurt feelings ensues!
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