In the year 2008, the world is no match for the Psychlos, a greedy, manipulative race of aliens string of multiple personalities living inside Britney Spears's head which are on a quest for Ultimate Attention. When Psychlo Britney isn't running over paparazzi media whore slaves with her car, she terrorizes children at an elementary school.
Decked out in her new Travolta-inspired Battlefield Earth brunette wig, our Britney chose the Beverly Hills elementary school to cause her latest incident. According to US magazine, the pop tart was spotted outside the building smoking and talking to herself, then didn't have an excuse as to why she was there:
“She was just rambling and confused,” says the witness, who approached Spears to ask if she was OK. “She said, ‘I’m here to pick up my kids.’ But then she changed her story and said, ‘They aren’t my kids; I have a new attorney, and I came to pick them up for her.’”
At this point the kids were being let out and the sight of the Psychlo Britney terrified the wee ones.“It became the talk of the school. Some of the kids were freaked out,” says a school source.
The story goes on that she was directed to a more secure entrance at the back of the building.
But before getting into her car and driving off (without any children), she told the female witness: “She said, ‘You’re so nice. You should give me your number. I don’t have very many friends.’"
Now who in their right mind would let her pick up their kids? Certainly not Britney's lawyer. The Toxic girl has more lawyers than friends, but they aren't that dumb.
