That hilarious publicity hound Heather Mills says if they media doesn't stop making fun of her she's gonna stop dropping dirt to the press on her divorce from rock god Sir Paul McCartney. Let's hope not because we can't stop laughing. Heather's saying that we should all drink rat's milk instead of cow's milk, because cows "cause global warming".
According to her new mouthpiece and comedic sidekick Michele Elyzabeth, the crazy one-legged model is pissed that she's been ridiculed by the media in the U.K. and the U.S. for urging people to drink rat's milk. Mills declares that 80 per cent of global warming comes from livestock.
Elyzabeth tells New York gossip column PageSix, "She was joking about the rats. But she was serious about the [cow's] milk. It is very bad for people, especially children. A cow can only give so much."
Mills, a militant vegan, urged people to try drinking milk from rats and dogs instead of cows, innocent beasts she feels are being exploited by humans: "There are many other kinds of milk available. Why don't we try drinking rats' milk and dogs' milk?"
But the snickers and jeers of her appeal has caused Mills to threaten to ban some of the press from reporting on her divorce battle with the former Beatle.
"They want to make fun of her? Now CBS is out. Inside Edition, out. Most British press, including the Daily Mirror and The Mail, out," Elyzabeth pronounced. "Believe me, all these outlets will be sorry. It's good for me because I'm saving time by cutting them out of my schedule. A bunch of them are idiots, somebody should shut them up."
She adds, "Heather married Paul McCartney, period. It's not going away. And during this divorce they (the media) will need access and are not going to get it. "They are assholes. There are limits and they make fun of her. They've crossed the line."
She said Mills was "furious" over the way the rat story was reported: "She told me, 'You can only take so much, then you become numb. Everything I do, people take it apart.' "
Mills stormed out of an LBC radio interview in London earlier in the day on Sunday, because she apparently didn't like the line of questioning there, either.
Elyzabeth, who has had her own sanity questioned for staunchly defending Mills, said, "I'm so happy doing this, I'll take what comes my way. They want to take me down? I'll take them down with me."
