All the stupid things that come out of Paris Hilton's mouth aren't worth mentioning, but the latest is just beyond bat shit crazy - it's the stupidest thing she's EVER said. The heirhead now says she plans to "live for hundreds and thousands of years" by having scientists freeze her body, along with the bodies of her pets, after she dies. Why wait! Do it now, Paris, while your body is still young!
According to the Daily Star, Paris stated: “It’s so cool. Almost all the cells in the body are still alive when death is pronounced. And if you’re immediately cooled, you can be perfectly preserved."
"My life could be extended by hundreds and thousands of years.”
Hmmmm ... except for one tiny little detail: you'd be dead.
The heiress is reportedly investing a small fortune in the world’s biggest suspended animation cemetery at the Cryonics Institute in Michigan so it can preserve her body and those of her pets ("Tink! Tinkerbell! You're ALIVE!"), then bring all back to life centuries from now.


