Maroon5's ladies man Adam Levine has reportedly criticized ex-girlfriend and tennis star Maria Sharapova's lovemaking skills. “She wouldn't make any noise during sex," Levine told a Russian publication of little Miss grunts-a-lot.
"I can't tell you how disappointed I was. I really thought, like a lot of guys, that she'd be the loud screaming type."
"But instead, she just lay there like a dead frog. She even got angry if I started to moan, said it 'ruined her concentration.'
”It was so disillusioning that I went on Paxil for a month afterwards. Really, it was much more of a shock than when I found out there's no such thing as the Easter Bunny."
This story is too funny -- but I don't believe Levine said a word of this.
