Singer Sheryl Crow feels she has a marvy idea to save the planet: we should all use only one square of t.p. per restroom visit. Yes, she actually said this. Immediately, this brings to mind the great "Seinfeld" episode about "sparing a square" when Elaine found herself in a stall without a square and asked the next stall's occupant for a spare. ("Can you spare a square? Just one square?" -- "Nooooo, I haven't got a square to spare !")
Recently, Sheryl offered her opinion on some of her ideas to prevent global warming. "I have spent the better part of this tour trying to come up with easy ways for us all to become a part of the solution to global warming," she says.
"Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating. One of my favorites is in the area of forest conservation which we heavily rely on for oxygen. I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting."
"... I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit -- except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required."
Comments
Well, you know, that works, if she's depositing rose petals!
Posted by: George | April 26, 2007 5:15 AM