"Grindhouse" star Kurt Russell says he thought he was going to get his first kiss in third grade, but got cut by the psycho bitch instead and has a scar to show for it. The future Snake Plissken must have been a real winner back in the day where girls pretended they were gonna kiss him - until he got close enough for them to stab him in the stomach.
He told Mens Journal magazine: "I was in third grade, and ... I noticed this really hot chick hanging out under the bridge with her friend. She was probably 13, and there was this vibe about her, you know.
"She says, 'Hey, come here.' I think I'm going to get my first kiss. She lifts my shirt, then all of a sudden reaches into her bee hive, pulls out a penknife, and drags it about 6 inches across my stomach.
"It starts to bleed, and they haul ass. I was, like, 'What?' "
