Madonna says in the latest issue of Elle magazine that she's worried because her 10-year-old rugrat Lourdes keeps wearing jeans that are too tight: "My daughter is going through a phase of wearing jeans that are so tight she can't bend her knees in them. I have a go at her and say, 'Can't you wear something else? You have a closet full of clothes and you wear the same pants every day. And please wear a belt because I don't want to see your butt crack when you bend over.'"
Lessee - so Madonna buys her minor child asscrack-showing jeans, then runs to the press to announce that she's telling her daughter not to wear them? What a mom! Brilliant parenting skills!
It won't be long now until Lourdes buys her first pointy training bra.
