Will Paris Hilton say anything to get attention? After only two weeks of hanging with veteran mom, Britney Spears. Paris told Life & Style Weekly that she cut short a night out with Spears by announcing to friends, "We're going home to the babies. We miss them." And Brit's boys have inspired her to have kids of her own: "It's been my dream to have four babies by 30. I look after animals, so I'd have a lot to give my kids."
I nearly choked on my cocoa puffs when I read that. How soon can Congress pass a law preventing her from spawning?
She told Life & Style Weekly that "dogs have prepared me for motherhood."
And like the pet monkey, when she gets bored with the kid she'll give it away. Or forget where she left it - remember two years ago when she offered a reward for the missing Chihuahua?
Then she discovered she had left it with her parents!
