For Saturday NIght Live comedienne Tina Fey went on the Howard Stern's radio show and said that Paris Hilton looks like a transvestite up close. She also told the shock jock that Paris had asked the SNL writers to write a skit where she could play Jessica Simpson "because I hate her ... she's fat." Another Tina Fey revelation:
Howard Stern: "So, what is Paris Hilton like?"
Tina Fey: "She's a piece of shit."
And more from the mouth of Tina:
"...The people at SNL were like maybe she'll be fun, maybe she won't take herself so seriously. She takes herself so seriously! She's unbelievably dumb and so proud of how dumb she is. She looks like a tranny up close."
"... She was awful. People never come in and say "I'm not doing that." So, this guy Jim Downey wrote a really really funny sketch, it was supposed to be Lorne Michaels just finding out that she had a sex tape and telling her she couldn't host the show because SNL has standards... So she was like "I'm not doing it!" and refused to come out of her dressing room. Also, you would walk down the hall and find what just looked like nasty wads of Barbie hair on the stairs... Her hair is like a Fraggle.
As for doing skits, Tina said that Paris' brilliant idea was to make fun of all the girls she hates. "She was like 'I want to play Jessica Simpson, I hate her.' She would come in the room and say 'you should do a show about Jessica Simpson because she's fat.'"