The press in Argentina is reporting that one of President Bush's 24- year-old twin daughters had her purse stolen while eating at a restaurant in Buenos Aires. Jenna's sister, Barbara Bush (the dark twin), had her purse and cell phone taken while Secret Service agents stood by, oblivious.
No doubt this means that fake nude photos of the other Bush twin will be posted on the internet soon with claims that the pictures came from her camera phone (in the fashion of Paris Hilton's taking naked pics of herself). Either that or the phone has some secret GPS tracking device on it and the pickpockets will be getting a scud missile up the butt any moment now...
(... and yet you keep reading! Oh joy!)
Reports are that a pair of thieves removed the purse from under a table while Secret Service agents stood guard at a distance, La Nacion reported.
Argentine police told The Associated Press they had no complaint of any such incident on file, and the U.S. Embassy in Buenos Aires said it would have no comment. In Washington, the White House, Secret Service and State Department also declined comment.
