Former Spice Girl Victoria Beckham recently said that being Posh is very stressful. Please take a moment to feel the pain with Posh ... Thank you.
She says that she is "massively stressed as a mum" of three boys and wife of footballer superstar David Beckham but insists she "manages". The clothes horse says she can multitask and finds time to make sure she is dressed to show off her boobs impress when she goes out.
She said: “Being a mother’s taught me not to waste time faffing about in the closet every morning. You learn how to get things done quicker, and often you do them just as well.”
Posh, whose sons Brooklyn, Romeo and Cruz are aged seven, four and one, added: “Nowadays, I multitask, planning outfits while I’m doing something else — getting ready for bed or taking a bath.
“Even though I love getting dressed up, there’s always the risk of baby sick down my front. That’s why I live in jeans and T-shirts.”
Because jeans and t-shirts hide her ugly body: “I’ve got so much saggy skin on my stomach,” Posh said recently. “I might fit into jeans, but trust me, I look really awful naked.”
That may be true, Posh, but it's not the alleged flabby stomach or flat butt on your anorexic body as much as it is those two ridiculously fake basketballs attached to your chest.
