Creepy actor James Woods has finally met his match, dumping his teen girlfriend for being more skank-tastic than he is. Is that even possible? Ashley Madison, who just turned 20 making her only about 40 years younger than him (ewww!), was labeled too insensitive even for dirty-old man Woods when she showed up for the actor's brother's funeral wearing a micro mini-skirt. Really? Ya think??
The 59-year-old star was distraught after his brother Michael died unexpectedly of a heart attack in July and was reported by a friend to be "shocked" at his barely legal girlfriend's crass behavior during his funeral.
Woods' friend Scott Sandler tells the New York Daily News that Madison showed up for the service dressed "in a 3-inch miniskirt and chain-smoking". He explains, "At the funeral she was concerned about the amount of magazines she was in. Jimmy was on his knees with tears staining his shirt, and she was showing pictures of herself."
"Jimmy was so overcome by grief his blood pressure went through the roof early last week, and he had to go to the hospital. When he came out, it was like he had seen the light."
Adds Sandler - who has a way with words: "She's the anti-Christ. She truly has the soul of a moth and the brain of a dead trout."
To add to the creepiness of the whole affair, it seems that the actor has known Madison, the daughter of a golfing buddy, since she was 5 years old. Which would have made him 44 when he first met her.
