Child star Haley Joel Osment who just hit puberty about five minutes ago is already facing some Mel Gibstein-size drinking problems with Natty Light or straight shots of 151 or whatever it is he's hitting before he gets behind the wheel of a car. The kid who sees dead people is now seeing four misdemeanor counts of drunk driving and pot possession against him.
Last month, Osment's blood-alcohol content was 0.16 - double the legal limit - so he was pretty lit when he smashed his 1995 Saturn wagon into a mailbox and flipped it. He suffered a broken rib -- and some damage to his reputation for driving an 11-year-old beater.
A spokesperson for the Los Angeles District Attorney says it's unlikely the 18-year-old will be have to do any jail time: "First-time DUI offenders are normally sentenced to probation and alcohol treatment."
Haley is scheduled to start classes at NYU this fall, where he'll be majoring in Film and Television and binge drinking.