Paris Hilton’s helicopter pilot was forced to make an emergency landing on a German farm recently, because the heiress needed to pee.
The singer-actress-rich bitch was touring in the European country when nature called, much to the annoyance of the farm’s owners.
"She gave the farmer a bit of a shock. Her bouncers even blocked the farm door so the family couldn't go inside their own house while she was using the loo,” a source told Britain's More magazine.
The ‘House of Wax’ starlet then wouldn’t budge from the shocked farmer’s posh for another ten minutes while she smoked a cigarette.
"She was cold as a fish, and cursed about the weather," the farmer has reportedly said.


