Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards has suffered a mild concussion after falling out of a tree in Fiji.
You just can't make this stuff up.
While vacationing in Fiji, the rocker fell out of a palm tree and was flown to a New Zealand for treatment, where he remains in an Auckland hospital. "Following treatment locally and as a precautionary measure, he flew to a hospital accompanied by his wife, Patti, for observation," a band spokesperson said.
There are other media reports that offer conflicting views on how Richards was injured. A Fiji newspaper had said that Richards got on a jet ski after the fall and hurt himself again in another accident.
Just one question: How did Keith Richards get his rum-soaked old ass up a coconut tree in the first place?


