In a sign of the impending apocalypse, insiders close to Britney Spears have confirmed that the toxic singer will bring forth a second child by the fertile Kevin Federline.
The sources say the singer has known she was expecting since early February, but waited until Easter to officially confess to her family about the next federbaby.
Yeah -- oops, he did it again. Is there no God? This guy produces kids faster than an NBA player.
Brit had been the subject of much speculation after she was photographed on a Hawaiian holiday earlier this year revealing a tummy bulge, and she was spotted at Caesar's Palace in Las Vegas, Nevada, over the weekend sporting a red bikini and her baby bump.