The newly-shorn mohawk-wearin' Brad Pitt has recently been named to the list of the "100 UNsexiest Men in the World" by the Boston Phoenix (whatever that is). Brad made the un-sexy list because of the stories about his stink and bad hygiene which have been going around for years.
He enters the list at #100, one behind Kevin Federline who ranks #99. Well, BO or no BO, Brad Pitt is still one of the sexiest men in the world.
What is disturbing though is that the leading man who was once dubbed the Sexiest Man Alive by People magazine in 1995 appears to have become Angelina Jolie's bitch.
He gave a special interview to a Namibian Broadcasting Company reporter over the weekend and explained his like-father-like-son hairdo was due to his devotion to Angelina: "I love the woman. She completes me. When she said she didn't want to get married, I asked her if she would at least give me a haircut like the one she gives Maddie. I want her to love me the way she loves him."
In addition to his new haircut, Brad has a tattoo, his first, a Buddhist prayer etched on his lower back. Just like Angelina's.
"It's just like the one Angie has on her shoulder," he said. "It will protect Maddie from harm. I was so thrilled when Angie said I could get a tattoo like hers, though I was hoping she would let me get it on my shoulder like she has."