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Brad Pitt Wanted a Wife. Settles for a Mohawk

Posted by Fara Kearnes on April 19, 2006 4:34 PM |

Brad Pitt and MaddieThe newly-shorn mohawk-wearin' Brad Pitt has recently been named to the list of the "100 UNsexiest Men in the World" by the Boston Phoenix (whatever that is). Brad made the un-sexy list because of the stories about his stink and bad hygiene which have been going around for years.

He enters the list at #100, one behind Kevin Federline who ranks #99. Well, BO or no BO, Brad Pitt is still one of the sexiest men in the world.

What is disturbing though is that the leading man who was once dubbed the Sexiest Man Alive by People magazine in 1995 appears to have become Angelina Jolie's bitch.

He gave a special interview to a Namibian Broadcasting Company reporter over the weekend and explained his like-father-like-son hairdo was due to his devotion to Angelina: "I love the woman. She completes me. When she said she didn't want to get married, I asked her if she would at least give me a haircut like the one she gives Maddie. I want her to love me the way she loves him."

In addition to his new haircut, Brad has a tattoo, his first, a Buddhist prayer etched on his lower back. Just like Angelina's.

"It's just like the one Angie has on her shoulder," he said. "It will protect Maddie from harm. I was so thrilled when Angie said I could get a tattoo like hers, though I was hoping she would let me get it on my shoulder like she has."


I have seen some of the guys that have made the 100 unsexiest men list, but where do i go to find out all the guys that made the list, from 1-100?

So she breaks up a marriage and won't marry him? She drank Billy's blood and all Brad Pitt got was a mohawk? and she LET him get the same tatoo? What is wrong with this dude? sounds to me like he fell in love and she fell asleep!!

I think Angelina just adopted ANOTHER child!! Good grief!

I don't know whose more conceited her or him.... she's always been psycho (apparent in 4 & 6 yr. old interviews with her, her cutting issues, her drinking & stashing blood days, breaking up marriages count, frenching her own brother)... does it shock anyone that Brad is her new "puppet"? I think Angie's well honed malipulating skills are completely opposite of Jennifer Aniston's laid back style.... Brad you screwed the pooch, now you got a poodle do and the balls of a 3 yr. old to show for it.

It seems like this article was crafted to make Angie look stupid and Brad look weak.



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