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Jessica Simpson Ponders Orphanage Take-Over

Posted by Fara Kearnes on March 30, 2006 6:59 PM |

Jessica Simpson picJessica Simpson has vowed to turn her evil eye on poor innocent third world orphaned babies by adopting them, feeding them tuna and telling 'em it's chicken, and turning them into little mini-me Daisy Dukes.

"I want to adopt, and I plan to adopt before I have my own kids," the perky pop star recently popped to Extra.

In Touch Weekly is reporting that Daisy May is so into this new publicity stunt idea that she want to take over an orphanage in Mexico and adopt a couple of young'uns.

The "These Boots are made for walkin'" singer cites the Tomb Raider Lara Croft as her influence: "I think Angelina Jolie has done amazing, amazing things, and the international adoption rate just since her has skyrocketed. It's unbelievable."

"Nothing has been finalized yet" as to when and how Simpson will adopt, her publicist, Rob Shuter, told The Associated Press on Tuesday. But he added, "It is true that she's exploring options." Shuter said Jessica and her family have anonymously contributed funds to "a smattering of" Mexican orphanages for several years now. (They come in smatterings?)

Rest easy there, Mexico. It won't happen. Last year Jessica told the story about how she wanted to adopt a Mexican orphan at the tender age of 16: "That's what I wanted for my birthday," she said, "but I couldn't legally get a baby across the Mexican Border".

That last bit is the funniest thing I've read all day.


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Jessica Simpson: "I really wanted to buy a little Mexican. I thought I owned our maid, Lupita, but when I tried to make her eat vomit for my amusement, she quit. If I could've just bought a little Mexican, I could've trained it to like vomit and made it eat the stuff all day."

'gosh, im really falling back in the media stakes...hmm how to get back?.... *bing* Ive got it angelina is famous. I WAS famous. omg'sh were twins! ill call her right away!'


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