Katie Holmes' Mission Impossible: No Screaming During Childbirth
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Witnesses are reporting that 6-foot high billboards have been delivered to the home of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes - signs that will be posted to remind the expectant mother to shut the hell up during birthing, as Scientologists permit very little noise during the earthly arrival of a new-minted Thetan.
Scientologist elders have been eagerly hauling in the "birthing boards" to encourage QUIET (sshhh!) as they believe it benefits the mother and child.
"BE SILENT AND MAKE ALL PHYSICAL MOVEMENTS SLOW AND UNDERSTANDABLE," one board read.
Tom responded last year to critics of the bizarre birth technique by insisting that Katie can make a "little noise".
He said: "There have been misinterpretations that the woman can't make any noise, and that's just not true. It's nutty. No, but just calm and quiet. I want Katie to be as comfortable as possible."
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