Paris Hilton's publicists are fighting claims that the heirhead was too drunk to notice she'd peed all over herself when she got into a taxi with boyfriend Stavros Niarchos after a party on the island of Maui.
Disgusted cab driver Harden Jamison tells the National Enquirer the hard-partying hotel heiress did the Fergie thing and just relieved herself when the moment struck her. The driver says he had to mop up the urine mess with a towel and plans to use Hilton's own DNA as evidence against her. He says, "They were all drunk and abusive. I kicked them out and flagged down a cop."
Now as the saying goes, a rumor can fly half way around the world before the truth can put its shoes on, so who's to say that if this latest scanda-licious report is true? But Paris Hilton is becoming such a trainwreck that a story like this is too easy to believe. And then there's the matter of her defamation lawsuit deposition being posted online ... and if you have any doubts that the heiress is an heirhead, you need to read this thing.
In the lawsuit, Zeta Graff, an ex-girlfriend of Paris Latsis, claims Hilton planted lies about her in the New York Post gossip column Page Six and filed for extensive damages.
According to Graff's suit, Hilton made up a story that she had had a fight with Graf at a London club, in which she claimed Graff attacked her. Paris has since admitted the incident never happened, but has denied planting the story in the Post. But Hilton's embarrassment over the whole scandal has only just begun - thanks to comments she made in her deposition, which have been picked up by website Tmz.com.
Here's a sample:
Asked, by Graff's lawyer, if she was aware that UK tabloids had picked up the story from the Post, Hilton responds, "No... there is stuff in London," at which point her own attorney, Larry Klein, points out, "London is a UK publication." Hilton then says, "Right. UK. Whatever."
In another Graff dig, Paris says, "She is old and should stay at home with her child, instead of being at night clubs with young people... She is not cute at all."
OMG. It's gets better. When Paris is asked about a friend's name, she can't remember it. When asked if she knew his last name, she replies, "It is like a weird Greek name. Like Douglas."
Read the full deposition available from PageSix in PDF format (110 pages)



Comments
i think you should shop being mean to paris shes always geting bad stuff said about her! i dont really beleve that but oh well
Posted by: Carrie | January 20, 2006 9:29 PM
paris is a barbie DOll!DUM,,STUPID, FAKE! by the way check out her eyes they are diffrent! one of her eyes is smaller than the other one!! WEIRD:S but stillllll shes HOT!
Posted by: munee | January 21, 2006 11:38 AM
Paris is gorgeous! If people hate her so much, why are the watching her every move? People need to get out of her life and worry about their own. She is amazing!
Posted by: Anonymous | March 31, 2006 2:55 AM
paris is an actress. she acts dumb & stupid to get the attentions of the media & the world. the more stupid and dumber she is, the more attention she gets. rich kids! like there's nothing else to do or matters!
Posted by: pink fan | May 16, 2006 1:21 PM
um not everyone is perfect for one thing... im impressed that you looked at the picture long enough to find that one of her eyes is slightly smaller than the other... thats the worst you can say?
Posted by: Jane | October 10, 2006 6:31 AM