Whoa! Look who was the worst at the 2006 Golden Globes Award ceremony last night. Hands down -- or boobs down, waaaaaay down -- it was Drew Barrymore and her mean green dress that let her granny-tits stretched to down to her navel. What was up with that look? She actually made Mariah Carey look passable this year.
Seriously, Drew is too young to have such enormously saggy tits. She chose not to wear a bra and didn't bother to check herself in the mirror before leaving the house, and the dress only made things worse. Gross.
Also in need of a mirror: The always lovely Charlize Theron's ugly see-through black John Galliano dress was a problem for her all night. The material was transparent in the lights, and it seemed like she was holding her purse in front of her crotch when a camera was pointed at her. But who was looking at her when you could stare at her man, Stuart Townsend?
I like Geena Davis, but she's 6 feet tall and heavy in the arms and I though her red red red dress must have look gorgeous on the hanger, but on her it looked like a blood clot. It looked way better on Scarlett O'Hara when she wore it to Ashley's birthday party...
I like Ellen Pompeo too but I don't know about the towel look. I've always hated the flat, straight, un-structured look. And the gray color was off.
And then there was Pamela Anderson who shows off her fugly barbed-wire biceps tattoo whenever she wears a sleeveless gown. Her black & white dress wrapped snuggly around her neck so this is this first time in memory she wasn't flashing her boobs. This was the dress should have been wearing ...
