Sean Lennon, the second son of the late great Beatle John Lennon, is so desperate to find love he has recruited the help of gossip sheet Page Six to find a new girlfriend.
The spotlight-avoiding 30-year-old offspring of rock royalty is quoting as having told the New York Post of his requirements: she must be female (?), beautiful, and intelligent. "Any girl who is interested must simply be born female and between the ages of 18 and 45," Sean is reported to have said.
"They must have an IQ above 130 and they must be honest. They must not have any clinical, psychological disorders... and a kind heart." (Holy shit! He just described ME -- except for the "must not have any psychological disorders" part ...)
"Clearly beautiful - but beauty on the inside is more important - and no deformities, third legs, fifth nipples..."
"I'm completely alone and I'm completely miserable. So please send your request to Page Six."
It sounds like a joke, and I would totally believe Sean meant it as a joke -- and if it's a Page Six hoax, it's not as bad as when Enrique Iglasius allegedly complained about having a very small penis. I doubt the very private, down-to-earth Sean would chose this creepy and embarrassing route if he is looking
to get laid for a nice girl.
In Sean's case, he could just use the old gold standard pickup line: "Hi, I inherited $300 million from my dead father. Wanna go out?"
Cuz, That line ALWAYS works. I don't doubt that Sean is looking for the right girl, and it also helps if you're the progeny of a rock god like he is, even though he didn't mention it as a requirement, because Sean's got high music standards. His last girlfriends were: Bijou Phillips, daughter of John Phillips of The Mamas and the Papas; Elizabeth Jagger, daughter of Mick; and he was rumored to have dated Aimee Osbourne, the normal daughter of Ozzy and Sharon.