Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie are ready to live the "Simple Life" one more time... the new season is titled "The Simple Life: Till Death Do Us Part" (huh?) and will reunite the waring duo in a format which boasts an all-new twist.
E! Entertainment Television has acquired the hit series and has ordered 10 new episodes to debut in spring 2006. The new format will allow the feuding ex-best-friends-foreva to film their segments separately and have no contact with each other.
In a sort of "Trading Spouses" kind of format, the two wealthy pampered socialites are put to test as wife and mommy. In each episode, Paris and Nicole will take turns playing the traditional role of running a household and doing chores such as cooking (Nicole will win, but won't eat), cleaning (Nicole), disciplining the kids (Gotta go with Nic again ... Paris couldn't potty training a monkey ... Bahahahahaha!), and god knows what else. Hopefully, things will quickly escalate to ugliness. (yes!)
At the end of each show, the host family will decide which of the heiresses makes the better housefrau. Whatever. I just want to hear Nicole say, "You're still not invited to the wedding, bitch."