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Kevin Federline's "Ya'all ain't Ready"

Posted by Fara Kearnes on November 3, 2005 3:09 PM |

Kevin and Britney Spears picNo we aren't and neither are you. Kevin Federline's rap song is now infecting the internet like a virus. Yes, we have to agree with Britney: your music is so laughable it sucks.

Here's the K-Fed rap lyrics(as transcribed by commenter Tara):

I should be saying keep my damn name outcha mouth
but y'all people keep increasing my change amount
So, go ahead and say whatcha wanna,
I'm gonna sell bout two mill, fool, then I'm a-gonna
I know you wish you was in my position
cuz I keep getting into situations that you wish you wuz in, cousin
I'm not your brother, not your uncle, I'm daddy, dude
Steppin' in this game and y'all ain't got a clue
My prediction is that y'all gonna hate on the style we create, straight 2008
But I know that you really can't wait '
cause people are always askin' me when's the release date?
Well maybe baby you can wait and see
Until then, all these Pavarottis following me
Gettin' anxious, go take a peek, I'm starring in your magazine now every day of the week
Back, then, they call me K-Fed, but you can call me Daddy instead...

[Yeah, he really does call the paparazzi, "pavarottis."]

At stereogum.com, the report is that Disco D was quoted as saying Cletus doesn't "even write anything down. He just goes in and straight freestyles. You gotta understand the first song we did was the first time my man was ever in the booth. so he wrote two songs and then got a copy of 'Fade to Black', watched it, and never wrote a lyric down again."


Comments

this suks ass
we ain't ready and i don't think we ever will be

call me a hatter, or whatever, but he SUCKS ASS

yea it pretty much sux

Kevin needs to stick to being Mr. Britney Spears and collecting his allowance every week

shit.
i am midwest and deaf since pop's got piss
at my channel changing skills
ain't got nuh mo` ears for the hearing world
and laugh to enjoy mad amount of honky tonkies
going all thuggy for 7 up
or is it
Up yours.
ahahhahahahaha
fucking deaf for life.
husher6ski

You're kidding - right??? Looks like - You'all ain't Ready!!!

Cocky, self-absorbed, tasteless...he really thinks he's going to sell two millions with that piece of junk that he thinks are lyrics?? I wouldn't even accept such a horrific album if someone paid me to. Britney married an obvious LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!

all these haters out there are just dumb...K-Fed is gonna be bigger than eminem...his rhyming skills blow me away.... i am lying out my ass

hey ,he's doin' his own thing.the thing that bothers me is everyone talks all that smack, but if they didnt know it was federline and it was some commercial rapper .they'd probably like it.but i guess people are too jealous with envy.they wish they were in his shoes and cuz there not , there bein' haters.it just shows you what kind of ignorant , programmed morons buy records these days.it wasn't half bad.i liked the timing of the lyrics ,it needs more bass beats.but thats about it.

Hey Theresa,

Get a clue...K-Fed, or whatever this gold-digging slim, who is married to that skank, Britney, could not touch Eminem with a 100 foot pool!

Kevin Federline's music sucks!!!!

well i think the song is ok but i don't think he will out sell Eminem he will be lucky to sell about a million

This is the most hilarious thing I've ever heard, K-Fed is a big Tool!

Back then they called him k-fed? Now we call him LAME ASS

What a flake, this guys sucks, straight 2008 what the hell is that.

K-FED FOR LIFE
-Love you baby

he sux and i really hope no-one is dumb enough to buy it, buy some real music not this fake crap and to the person that called us envious robots I wouldn't buy this crap but I don't like it that someone with no talent can get a record deal just like that when people with real talent have to work for years and sometimes never get a record deal

Why y'all gots ta be hatin' like that? Let me 'splain my rhymes...

See, when I says "back then, they call me K-Fed" what I'z tryin' to say is, yo, like five minutes ago when I gots famous, B-Spears' publicist told me I should shorten my nizzame.

And when I says "straight 2008" I wuz spittin' 'bout how many fans I gots.

Yo, I flow like a harpoon daily and nightly! Word to your mother!

ok...that "k-fed" crap is just silly.....did he really think tht one thru? seriously? does he really think thts the best possible name? trying to sound all thug n hard like tht just isnt going 2 wrk when we've all been forced to get to know him thru tv/news/media/brit/etc. "brit-if u read this crap.....on behalf of the nation, i'm sorry. mrs. 'k-fed's' mom, i'm sorry.....and all his family, i deeply apologize. k-fed's kids....nobody blames u, dnt blame urselves....dnt let "daddy" bring dwn the family." i 4 1 think tht everyone shld have an extensive collection of historically bad music like vanilla ice, mc hammer, milli vanilli and now k-fed. cant wait to see the video.......

man they betta not put this crap out on the streets

i'm digusted....not only is that the most horrific song iv'e ever allowed my ears to witness it is the saddest attempt anyone has ever made to try to get into the rap game. style that we going to create 2008 what the $%^# is that?

what a wanna be, white trash piece of garbage. Brittany is an idiot!

oh my god! I'm laughing so hard because it SUCKS so bad.

daddy...who da fk is u...n fuk yo release date...wat da fk does 08 gotta do wit anything?...ur a dumb fuk...iz mutha fkn 05 idiota...no 1 givez a fk bout u... here i gotta a rap 4 u...
yo im k-fed
i got brit n da bed
but ima round da town givn guyz _____
man u fkn suk...triumph's got betta rap skillz dan u n hez a mutha fkn puppet...
w/e... u suk...u aint a thug...pz

i will be laughing soo hard when his album comes out! it would be so funny to see how many albums he will sell. most likely, 100 or less out of pure pity.

not since mozart has such a genius provided lyrical expertise. i hope k-fed is around for my grandkids to experience such talent. can't wait for a britney and k-fed duet! what a fucking piece of shit!!!!!

His prediction was right!!!
Can't wait until 2008

Sell 2 mills, yeah right
he makes more money being an
UNEMPLOYED DEAD BEAT DAD!

if anyone you know buys this crap, its your civic duty to destroy the copy and beat the crap out of them.

thanks,
Decent Music Coalition

you guys should stop hating.

lol...wtf?

YEA MAN HIS NAME'S K-FED BUT WE CAN CALL HIM DADDY INSTEAD.. LOVE IT I'D LISTEN TO IT..
BUT HERE'S MY SHIT...
I SUCK ON GUM DROPS
AS I WEAR MY SHADY HOODIE, WITH MY GUN COCKED
I RAP TILL DA BEAT STOP
FOR HIP -HOP
TALK ABOUT ME , YOU'LL GET SOCKED
AS I HIT YOU IN THE HEAD WITH MY FLIP FLOP
MY STYLE IS A REPUTATION I GOTTA MAINTAIN
THROUGH THE WIND, SMOKE, AND RAIN
AND CHECK IT OUT
WHY DO PEOPLE GOTTA PLAY ME?
I MEAN DO I LOOK THAT EASY?
I MENA SURE I AINT HOT LIKE VIN DEISEL
BUT YOU FUCK WITH ME IT'S LIKE POP-GOES THE WEISEL
AND MY LIFE'S ALL SET
TRUE, BUT GOD AINT FINISHED WITH ME YET
SO WORD UP !!!
FUCK A SLUT!
CUZ I DONT GIVE A FUCK!


Kevin has no rappin skillz
a bum wouldn't listen to it 4 a meal
he thinks were hatin on him
yeah thats pretty true
i wish i could sit on my ass
and have as much money as u


Ha! I suck but u know what? I dont want 2 be a rapper. I'm not trying and failing miserably at being a rap artist cuz I know it aint made for me. Someone needs to help Kevin realize that! It aint made for him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why dont you stick with Mr.Britney Sprears!
your song sucks more than hers does yall aint ready your damn right!!

Theresa! You are one dumb bitch, how can u call this loser Eminem? He is a white trash trailor park loser. First of all, he cannot even get the word papparazzi straight..he calls them pavarottis...he is seriously stupid and if he even sold one album, he can thank Mrs. Spears for that.

Kevin is not a tool. He is a pussy.

Maybe we should give him a chance?

hahaha

some people shouldn't rap and he is one of em and as of rite now he does not want too get Eminem attention cause he is a walking joke...

Kevin should stick to being a back up dancer, because that all you are a "back up dancer".

kevin has no skill what so ever, no flow, the only thing he can do is suck on a dick, cause eating pussy isn't his thing, sorry spears better luck next time.

Kevin really suck! his single "popoZao" really suck, he sound like he being fuck up the ass while he so call rapping, the lyric suck ass, the beat is sad, vanilla ice has better shit then this trash.

Ok. This is the fuking most rediculous shit i have ever heard. What a wigger wanna be wanksta who has no rhyming skills whatsoever and whose beats sound like a bunch of 5 year olds banging on trash cans which his record will soo be in because it is such a huge amount of SHIT. I hope he dies, what a faggot.

The Art of Rap is story telling, and K-Fed can't do it. It's the worst rap ever created.

Okay, that "song" decides it! I AM going to make that "Kill Kevin Federline" website I was thinking about! ...cuz seriously, he needs to die. Oh and btw, stop hating on Theresa, read her whole fucking message! She says at the end she was being sarcastic...dumbass.

Kevin suck what more can you really say?

mindless hummdrumm for a mindless audience. nothing suprrises me anymore. if britney can sell dat many albums...why the hell shouldnt this crap. enjoy.:-\


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