I can't believe paranoid Jamie made such a big deal about everyone being against him, and he was trying to like get Cindy mad at Gary, and she's totally like, "Why are you getting mad at me for not being mad at Gary?" And Jamie was like, "That's not what I said." And everyone's like, "Did too." And Jamie is like "Gary, you called me a liar." And Gary's like, "Did not. You don't hear very well."
So Judd tells Jamie to chill and Jamie's like "Okay, but I want Gary to know I'm mad just like he's mad." And Gary's like "Who's mad?" And Judd concludes that Jamie is crazy. And Jamie says Gary's going to vote Cindy off which is a crazy lie. And then Steph is like "Jamie drives me nuts."
And Lydia was feeling bad for falling down in the mud and goes, "It was all my fault, you guys. I slowed you down." Duh. Rub it in. But no one dogs Lydia for them losing out on an appearance in the Folgers French Roast commercial. (Holy Product Placement!)
The rewarded team are wisked away in the heli ride and go to a private estate for showers, skinny dipping, dinner, and pajama party, and then they get a "best part of waking up is Folger's in your cup" kind of morning. And then they get four videotapes of loved one back home and they like get all warm and fuzzy and Steph's like, "Only two more weeks!" to Gary when he shows emotion.
Back at camp Jamie follows Rafe around and he goes "swear your allegiance to me" and Rafe is like "I just can't commit" (Rafe, just LIE to the guy already!), and the coffee achievers arrive with their caffeine buzz on. Later, Rafe wins the immunity challenge even though he really doesn't need it but like you KNEW Steph wanted to win it just to keep it from Gary.
Now Jamie is really worried cuz he has no immunity and he knows it isn't safe and Rafe is like "if you ask me one more time I AM voting you out!" Which he totally does. The tribe blindsides Jamie and gets rid of him - even though they should have taken this opportunity to eliminate Gary since he's a threat to win immunity every single freaking time. They could have left psycho Jamie slide for another week or two.
So at Tribal Council Jamie's expression was like "I'm so nervous!" but once Jeff pulled his name out the fifth time you could see he wanted to kill everybody who betrayed him. "That's How to Vote Somebody Out!" he declares in his last act of whining. Next week, the tribe "discusses" the vote.
Comments
Like Jamie you are the biggest loser I have ever seen to play Survivor! What a paranoid freak! Like are you on crack or something? Such an annoying part of the show this year, you kinda ruined it for me being a dumb azz. Get a life buddy, its only a game!
Posted by: Erin | November 22, 2005 12:26 PM