X-factor judge Sharon Osbourne has been dueling with Pete Doherty all summer and is now ready to pick fights with other celebrities. She has unkind words for the slash and tuck jobs done on the faces of the famous, and she should know - having undergone enough plastic surgery herself to lighten her husband's wallet by $500,000.
"Melanie Griffith has destroyed herself," Sharon said. "She was this lovely, fresh, blonde Californian girl, and now she's just grotesque — it's so sad."
The rock matriarch also slammed on actor turned circus freak Mickey Rourke: "God! He obviously hates himself, doesn't he? If you are constantly seeking approval and celebrity then it can do that to you, which is scary."
The First Lady of Heavy Metal also hates Madonna for her constant image makeovers: "I would like to punch her," Sharon told British GQ magazine. "She's a twat. So is so full of shit. Into Kabbalah one minute, and a Catholic the next. She'll be a Hindu soon, no doubt."
And Sharon reserved a shot for Michael Douglas: "Now that's another terrible face job. Christ. Poor old twat."
She also felt a need to poured out her contempt for Bono (another "twat"), Mick Jagger, and Bryan Ferry. She called Jagger "a bit of a social climber," and added, he "wants to be part of the aristocracy. Ferry and Jagger are always up some lord or lady’s arsehole on a fucking Persian rug. They make me sick."
What doesn't make her sick is her new look, thanks to plastic surgery and the Daniel Galvin salon. "I am very lucky in that I have a good cosmetic surgeon," she told The Mirror last week during a break for her X Factor show. "The last thing I had done were my breasts about three months ago."
Sharon, 52, says that she was a fat heefer twenty years ago, "deeply unhappy and miserable" about her body, and first began her makeover by having her breasts reduced. But this past summer, she decide to have them pumped up again. "Definitely not bloody down! I don't want my nipples looking for coins on the street. I am a 34DD now and Ozzy loves them."
Comments
What's the new 'do? I like Sharon's old lady rocker look. Still got the same mouth though.
Posted by: Connie | November 2, 2005 3:34 PM
hi sharon if you is going to read this pez can you send and E-mail to me on 2tyndallckingsnortonhigh.bham.sch.uk
because i love you more than my mom i no that is wrong but i can not help it sya happy B/day to ozzy because it is mine on the same day see yar crystal love da X-FACTORY crystalxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Posted by: crystal | November 17, 2005 2:41 PM
when's ozzy's bday then? and when's SHARON'S bday 4 that matter?
Posted by: Vickye | January 19, 2006 8:58 PM