According to Ted Casablanca and The Awful Truth, who heard it from a reliable source, this totally happened: Lindsay Lohan was spotted at 5 a.m. sprawled out on a dirty linoleum floor, not at the VIP room at Spider, but at the 7-11 in West Hollywood.
The source reported our girl Linds was "looking at pictures of herself in all the gossip magazines, and laughing. The convenience-store witness described the star as not exactly looking "red-carpet ready" and she supposedly "bought around $500 worth of goodies.": "A shitload of Baked Lays, ketchup, six packs of cigarettes, string cheese ...she had mascara all over her face and was pointing out pictures of herself in this week's In Touch."
I can't believe it (for one thing, none of that adds up to $500 bucks), nor could gossip superstud Ted, who decided to ask a Lohan mouthpiece directly. "It's a funny story but not true," Ted reports of the immediate denial call back. "But the gossip rags, she does find amusing."
Ted then wrote that he found the response as humorous as did his source, who insisted, "Look, it totally happened."
