Freddie Prinze Jr. Blames Chinese Food for Cracked Rib

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Let's be careful out there. Chinese food is delicious, and dangerous. As in, dangerously
delicious. According to imdb.com, Scooby-Do star Freddie Prinze Jr. has "sheepishly" disclosed that the pain he recently described as a "cracked rib" is actually just discomfort from eating too much Chinese food.

The actor, a.k.a. Mr. Sarah Michelle Gellar, claimed he got out of bed last week with a mysteriously cracked rib, and didn't know how it happened. Then he said that it was caused by over-eating at one of his favorite restaurants.

"(My rib) is not cracked. It's officially torn muscles between two ribs. I ate a lot and my stomach was a little upset and I went to bed and I woke up the next day and I felt like I broke a rib. I had a lot of Chinese food."
, "My favorite little place in New York is a place called Chun Lee and they have a lot of food and I ate all of it. It hurts really bad. They gave me Vicodin, but I can't take too much of that because I have to work. So they gave me these anti-inflammatories but they make me throw up, which tears the muscle more, so it's not really that helpful."

OMG ... that's lame. Of course he's on a publicity push this week to promote the debut his new non-funny sitcom, "Freddie" (which got terrible reviews), but while that story would be amusing in a Seinfeld kind of way, it's not that believable. Freddie is such a likeable fella too, but it doesn't look like TV comedy is his thing. Freddie fans - TiVo this program before it disappears.

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Boy George Homesick After Drug Bust

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Singer Boy George called New York police to his Manhattan apartment at about 3 a.m. Friday to report that his home had been burglarized, which is odd because his pad had not been robbed and he proceeded to question why the cops were knocking at his door.

The former flamboyant, outrageous, and original gender bender, who is now just middle-aged man George, was busted when they found no sign of break in, and for having nose candy lying next to his computer in plain sight. Hilarity ensued and Boy was taken away. He was released without bail and has since decided he'd feel safer back in London.

His lawyer, Lou Freeman, is trying out some different lines of defense: "It was a small amount of drugs. He does not know where it came from. He's had a lot of people in his house. A man who has something to hide does not call the police."

Ahhh, the standard "But-Officers!-that's-not-my-blow!" defense. Do you really want to charge me? Do you really want to make me cry?
, Yes, but Boy's former agent Tony Denton admitted to reporters, "He did call the police himself. He thought somebody was breaking into the apartment."

Paranoia will do that to a person.

The former Culture Club singer turned horror punk fan was charged with filing a false police report (for believing he was being burgled) and a fourth-degree criminal possession of an 1/8th of an ounce (3.5g) of coke.

And just in time for Halloween, the sales of Misfits t-shirts and other fiend shit is gonna rock!

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Janet Jackson Plays Bongos on her Butt

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You've been looking all over the net for it and here it is. Janet Jackson sunbathing nude, slapping her flanks like their bongos (girl's got the rhythm nation), shot by a cameraman who looks to be about six feet away, just outside the fence. I mean, if he were any closer to her he coulda rubbed the suntan lotion on her bum. How is it possible that she didn't see him? Once glance up and she's looking straight at the lens!

Did Chad and Sophie Split Because of Paris?

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Us Weekly magazine is running an article this week reporting that "One Tree Hill" stars Chad Michael Murray and his beautiful wife of 5 months, Sophia Bush, split because he boasted to a friend of hooking up with Paris Hilton - not realizing that Sophia heard the comment.

A source was quoted as saying that problems in the marriage started when the newlyweds were on the phone and Chad believed she had had hung up. But Sophia was still on the line when she overheard Chad allegedly tell a friend that he had hooked up with Paris on the set of "House of Wax" and again later -- perhaps after he'd already said "I do" to his bride. Did he mistake his long leash for being free?
, The report states that Sophia was devastated. "This was the proof she needed to end it," the source told the tabloid.

Meanwhile, Paris is telling friends she glad to be single again. Now that she's free at last-sis, she admits was not ready for marriage. "I have seen the break ups between people who love each other and rush into getting married too quickly - and I do not want to make that mistake." (Maybe she's talking about Chad & Sophia?)

And, by the way, she's keeping the $5 million ring. "Paris says I can keep the engagement ring," she told a friend. "He says I earned it." To which one of male Paris' friends told the magazine, "How did she earn it? With sex. Like a hooker. It was a diss and she didn't get it — no surprise."

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In Case You're Wanting Britney and Kevin Dolls for Christmas

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Britney Spears wants to have dolls made of her husband and baby for 10-year-old fans to play with and enjoy. According to Britain's Daily Star, Mattel has already been approached with the idea. Heck, she's already trying to cash in on a baby food deal.

But Ma and Pa Federline dolls? Imagine the bling accessories! Britney's wardrobe sprinkled with REAL cheetos dust! A skank-fantastic double wide trailer! A Lil' Starbucks store where toy Britney can go buy a cup of frap twice a day! A cool toy ferrari you can put up on blocks! Teeny cans of Red Bull and beer to toss in the back seat!

And the bearded Kevin doll ... White stained sweat pants and enormous basketball shoes! Tatooes you can stick on all over him. Put on his do-rag and slip a pack of cigarettes in his trouser band and look how cool he is!

Britney, you continue to wow us with your celebrity. Except that the sex video you're trying secretly release and claim was "stolen" by an ex-employee, is apparently so icky your lawyers laughed when they reviewed it.

Daily Briefs on Beyonce, Tara & Paris, and Hohan

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Soul and hip hop diva Beyonce says flat out "No" she is not secretly married to Jay-Z. In the next Vanity Fair cover story - The Hip Hop Edition!, Beyonce also says she and the rapper are not engaged after all this time together.

With her hooters battened down, B-lister Tara Reid talks trash about Paris Hilton: "What she's done in her career and what I've done are two different things. I've never done porn. I've never made one. I'm not stupid enough to put myself on video." Well, maybe you should be o'fermented one. Bash Paris all you want, but she made $20 million last year.

How unreal is "Commander in Chief"? The writers apparently don't have the inside knowledge of protocol, unlike the crew that put together "The West Wing."

So okay, Lindsay Lohan is just 19 and sucks at driving and all, but the hittee in the accident is a cryin', lyin' SOB. Not only are police saying his claims that Hohan was going 75mph are inaccurate (they're results say 35mph), the man may be charged with making a U-ey in front of her car.

Laugh until you choke. You'll love this video from the Maury Povich show ... Andrew, You are not the father.

And this one ... Entertaining the soccer crowd.

Keira Knightley Finds Fault With Her Acting Even if Fans Don't

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British actress Keira Knightley hates watching herself on screen because she thinks she can't act.

According to contractmusic.com, The "King Arthur," "Pirates of the Caribbean," and "Bend it Like Beckham" star says she is pained by watching her movies: "I'm my biggest critic by a mile. You give me the worst review ever and times it by about 10 - that's where I put myself. It's a huge fault."

She also says she'd have better ideas now if she could call "Do overs" on her films. She says, "It's really difficult to go back to a performance that I'd now like to do completely differently. Suddenly you think, 'Oh, I wish I hadn't done that and I wish she had been like this."

, Chill, Keira, we think your fab and you've got one of the best careers going right now. Expect her star power to increase soon as her two new films are about to hit the theaters - "Pride & Prejudice" (already a hit in Europe) and "Domino," in which she portrays the legendary Domino Harvey, the real life former model-turned-bounty hunter. [canada.com]

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Jeff Probst Considers Life after Survivor

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Jeff Probst says he is wiped out after hosting 11 episodes of "Survivor" and hints that it may be time to leave the fabulous pay and sunny island-hopping lifestyle for ... diaper duty!

Jeff, who's girlfriend is "Survivor: Vanuatu" player Julie Berry, says he his contract runs through the 12th edition of the reality show, which is yet to be filmed, but he's unsure of his commitment to it beyond that.
, "I don't want to be the David Caruso of reality," Jeff said. "I'm not an idiot. But six years of being away, it does sometimes make you think. ... Signing another long-term deal would be hard, just hard. I want to start a family."

There's speculation that one of the former contestants who have become celebrities in their own right could be considered as a replacement to host the show. Let's see, Richard Hatch will be off to prison soon ... Stephenie LaGrossa has a fan base, but she's up to her ass in alligators trying to win the Guatemala gig right now ... which would leave the possibility for ... OhMaGawd ... not ... ROMMMMMBERRRR! Well, Rob and Amber would probably make a very successful replacement for Jeff ...

[realityblurred.com]

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Katie Holmes Pregnant With a Little Cruiser

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It will be childbirth au natural for Katie Holmes, the confirmed pregnant fiance of Tom Cruise. Buck up, young Kate, for you shall be given no nitrous oxide, pethidine, or epidural anaesthesia during the ordeal of childbirth, and there will be no medication (only vitamins!) for your post-partum depression. Why not? Because your Scientologist husband-to-be doesn't believe in legal perscription drugs. But then, HE'S NOT HAVING THE BABY!

And furthermore, there will be no wussy womanly screams allowed at any time. Practitioners of Scientology insist on "silent birth" because they believe it's traumatic for babies to hear their mothers groan or cry. Maybe they'll give you a piece of leather to bite down on.
, "Maintain silence in the presence of birth to save the sanity of the mother and the child and safeguard the home to which they will go," church founder L. Ron Hubbard wrote in his best-selling "Dianetics." Easy for him to say, it was his wife that had those seven kids, one of whom killed himself in 1976.

Cruise's spokesperson and sister, Lee Anne DeVette, told People magazine, "Tom and Katie are very excited, and the entire family is very excited."

I hope that when Kate is 8 months pregnant, raging with hormones, and she decides at three in the morning that she wants to shave her man's head, that he lets her shave his head. It happens. And dealing with a pregnant woman is a mission impossible Tom hasn't dealt with before. (His other kids are adopted.) Good luck, Kate, and load up on those pre-natal vitamins!

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Canada to Martha: Take Off, eh!

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Domestic Queen and Ex-con Martha Stewart almost had her plans to visit Canada on their Thanksgiving Day dashed, thanks to the country's immigration ban on undesirables.

Had the ban held, the lifestyle diva would have missed this weekend's annual gourd gala and pumpkin festival in Windsor, near Halifax, in Nova Scotia, which would have been taped for her "Martha" show.

Canada bans convicted felons from entering the country, although not all residents of the Great White North see the dastardly maven as a national threat: "I have no fear of her burying us with her prison poncho throwing a homemade pie," said Stockwell Day, foreign affairs chief for the opposition Conservative Party. "She's no threat to Canada. They should let her in. The whole thing is crazy." Day added that immigration officials frequently grant exemptions to the no-criminals rule.

But wait! A last minute deal was cut today to issue a visa and allow her to cross the border. Holy great pumpkins! Martha says she is looking forward to stepping in an enormous, hollowed-out gourd and joining the parade of paddlers as they cross Lake Pesaquid in the annual charity Pumpkin Regatta.