Britney Spears wants to have dolls made of her husband and baby for 10-year-old fans to play with and enjoy. According to Britain's Daily Star, Mattel has already been approached with the idea. Heck, she's already trying to cash in on a baby food deal.
But Ma and Pa Federline dolls? Imagine the bling accessories! Britney's wardrobe sprinkled with REAL cheetos dust! A skank-fantastic double wide trailer! A Lil' Starbucks store where toy Britney can go buy a cup of frap twice a day! A cool toy ferrari you can put up on blocks! Teeny cans of Red Bull and beer to toss in the back seat!
And the bearded Kevin doll ... White stained sweat pants and enormous basketball shoes! Tatooes you can stick on all over him. Put on his do-rag and slip a pack of cigarettes in his trouser band and look how cool he is!
Britney, you continue to wow us with your celebrity. Except that the sex video you're trying secretly release and claim was "stolen" by an ex-employee, is apparently so icky your lawyers laughed when they reviewed it.
