Actress Gwyneth Paltrow is expecting her second child according to blabbing actress/mother, Blythe Danner, who accidentally made the announcement at an award ceremony in Hollywood.
Danner said, "Yes, I am (going to be a grandmother again.) Well, I think so. Oh, well I have not checked lately."
A friend of her husband, Chris Martin, confirmed it. "Gwyneth is trying to contain her excitement about having another child, but she's incredibly happy."
People have begun to speculate what Gwenyth, the mother of a 16-month-old daughter, Apple, would name the second child. Bets are on Cherry if it's a girl, Banana if it's a boy. Nooooo! She wouldn't. Would she?
Now that I've come to think of it, Apple isn't so bad. Here's a list of embarrassing names that celebrities have handed their kids:
Frank Zappa: Dweezil, Moon Unit, Diva
Jason Lee: Pilot Inspektor
Rob Morrow: Tu Morrow
Jermaine Jackson: Jermajesty
Bono: Elijah Bob Patricius Guggi Q
David Duchovny and Tea Leoni: Kyd
Korn's Jonathan Davis: Pirate
John Mellencamp : Hud and Speck Wildhorse
Sylvester Stallone : Sage Moon Blood
Shannyn Sossaman:Audio Science Clayton
Bob Geldof: Fifi Trixibell, Peaches, Pixie
Michael Hutchense: Heavenly Hirani Tigerlilly
And the worst celebrity name ever:
Penn (of Penn & Teller) named his daughter's name: Moxie Crimefighter Jillette
I pity these poor little rich kids getting their asses kicked on the playground.


