Soul and hip hop diva Beyonce says flat out "No" she is not secretly married to Jay-Z. In the next Vanity Fair cover story - The Hip Hop Edition!, Beyonce also says she and the rapper are not engaged after all this time together.
With her hooters battened down, B-lister Tara Reid talks trash about Paris Hilton: "What she's done in her career and what I've done are two different things. I've never done porn. I've never made one. I'm not stupid enough to put myself on video." Well, maybe you should be o'fermented one. Bash Paris all you want, but she made $20 million last year.
How unreal is "Commander in Chief"? The writers apparently don't have the inside knowledge of protocol, unlike the crew that put together "The West Wing."
So okay, Lindsay Lohan is just 19 and sucks at driving and all, but the hittee in the accident is a cryin', lyin' SOB. Not only are police saying his claims that Hohan was going 75mph are inaccurate (they're results say 35mph), the man may be charged with making a U-ey in front of her car.
Laugh until you choke. You'll love this video from the Maury Povich show ... Andrew, You are not the father.
And this one ... Entertaining the soccer crowd.


